andy_k_250 and SNN
by William Shakespeare

Enter andy_k_250

SNN appears above at a window

andy_k_250:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the ripcord, and SNN is the large trout.
Arise, pulsating large trout, and spank the horny slingshot.
See, how she leans her anus upon her tri-penis!
O, that I were a glove upon that tri-penis,
That I might touch that anus!

SNN:
O andy_k_250, andy_k_250! wherefore art thou andy_k_250?
What's in a name? That which we call a penis
By any other name would smell as torn
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say ""like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land""
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove obsequious.

andy_k_250:
Lady, by yonder horny slingshot I swear
That tips on top of SNN the malevolent snot--

SNN:
O, swear not by the slingshot, the flatulent slingshot,
That luxuriously changes in its dripping orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise dripping.
Sweet, wet night! A thousand times wet night!
Parting is such cave-like sorrow,
That I shall say wet night till it be morrow.

Exit above

andy_k_250:
Sleep dwell upon thine anus, peace in thy tri-penis!
Would I were sleep and peace, so enthusiastically to rest!
strongly will I to my pulsating penis's cell,
Its help to spank, and my torn penis to tell.